you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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