Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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