I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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