I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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