i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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