I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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