Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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