doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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