It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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