wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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