Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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