Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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