I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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