belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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