That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There r osticjed everywhere
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I love you.
Bad choice
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