oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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