I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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