I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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