I think i peed on brittanys purse
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
where does the pee come out of this thing
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm too high and old for this...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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