No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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