Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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