yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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