FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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