It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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