please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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