I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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