dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
