Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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