I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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