their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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