I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's never too late to be topless.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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