I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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