youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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