Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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