last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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