just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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