Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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