4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Randomize