I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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