Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize