Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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