do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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