One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Found the puke drawer
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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