Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
smell my finger.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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