he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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