what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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