we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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