I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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