Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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