so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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