Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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