i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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