is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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