I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
either way he was missing a nipple.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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