I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
