Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I want her autograph on my taint
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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