Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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